The Cooties: My Calling (Live In Studio)

When you realize that your calling in life is to become a pirate, you have to write a song about it, and that’s exactly what The Cooties did.

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LYRICS:

2:00 a.m. and I can’t sleep once again
I keep having that recurring dream
That I’m sitting on a boat
with a bunch of men men men men

I finally know what it means
But I’m scared that
you won’t understand
That you won’t understand
Something’s not right
Something’s not right
No something’s not right with your boy
Something’s not right
Something’s not right

I know my calling
I’m a pirate and I’m
sailing away from the haters
The ocean is calling
out to me and my parrot
And we’re gonna burn this whole city down
Yo ho mutha’ fucker I’m a pirate now

Yo ho mutha’ fucker

I belong at sea roaming port to port
Stealing treasure chests
from an enemy’s fort
Drinking tons of rum
with my pirate buds
They will show me the ropes
Sing with me yo ho
Show me the ropes
Sing with me yo ho
But first I need a hook hand, hook hand
Gonna need a peg leg, peg leg
Someone poke my eye out for my eye patch

I finally did it
I moved to the Caribbean
Famously that’s where they’re from
But no pirates there,
Just a bunch of rum rum rum rum
But that’s where I met Marc
He’s my new friend
My island till I die friend
He’s a big strong beautiful man
Marc flies planes and planes are cool
And a plane’s much faster than a boat, a boat
The sky is the limit when you’re in a plane

I know my calling I’m a pilot
And I’m flying away from you posers

Marc said he’ll teach me
It looks pretty easy
And I’m gonna shake
my ass in the clouds
Wheels up mutha’
fucker I’m a pilot now

Wheels up mutha’ fucker

Wait a second, hold on
The truth is I’m not
a pirate or a pilot
I’ll never be a fireman or a cop
‘cause I am a frog,
a frog with a dream
A dream to be human and have a job

Ribbit ribbit mutha’ fucker I’m a god damn frog
Ribbit ribbit mutha’ fucker

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