@DSel07
I don't think I've ever seen a man be so helpful and politely disrespectful at the same time.
@thegreenman3213
My brother in Christ you are a gem among pieces of coal. Please don’t stop being you. YouTube needs you. The world needs you. Gamers need you.
@tieshaunntanner6846
I don't think that model has enough wattage to restart a heart THAT dead.
@Ki_Adi_Mundi
"I'm a doctor, not a necromancer!"
@wneufeld416
A defibrillator is good, but it is only useful if the patient still has a pulse with a shockable rhythm, so don't forget: Chest Compressions! Chest Compressions! Chest Compressions!
@metagen77
The person responsible for failguard has a job at wotc now
@thaispadilla8764
Such a considerate gentleman. BioWare desperately needs this ASAP, though I think they'll be needing a couple more defibrillators at this rate.
@mattybbg6850
To paraphrase bones McCoy ' I'm a defibrillator jarrell, not a miracle worker'
@mattjones2887
I don't think a defibrillator would work on the zombified husk of BioWare.
@FoxHills-u3s
Bioware is going to be shocked when they get that.
@maximumrpg3707
If I were you I wouldn't ACTUALLY send it to them, not that I think you will. I could see someone twisting it into a "we received a threat in the mail" kind of scenario out of spite.
@fattiger6957
Weekend at Bernie's only got two movies over the course of maybe 5 years. On the other hand, EA has been puppeteering Bioware's carcass for well over a decade.
@josejuanandrade4439
I agree: There's no need to make fun of that lady.. she does a good job on making a fool of herself already, and doesn't need our help.
@derula
Fun fact: a defibrillator does not restart a heart that is stopped, it stops a heart that is beating arhythmically, to be consequently restarted using CPR.
@MisterNightfish
Yesterday, I cooked a big pot of stew. It was the best pot of stew I ever cooked. Possibly the stew of the year. So after eating one spoonful, I threw it all on the compost and burnt the recipe. That's how much sense this all makes.
@Ericshadowblade
This is a nice touching gesture unfortunetly bioware doesnt have a heart
@Vaguer_Weevil
Man, and I thought MY wit was vicious, I think it's the calm deminor that really sells it.
@dirkymcdirkyface4851
Wouldn't it make far more sense to send them a map to help them get to their local friendly Canadian healthcare specialist?
@TheSlaughtermatic
Former bus driver here, those little biohazard bags are never big enough.
@sungrandstudios