unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. schlorped up. squelching.
Looks like somebody had another job interview!
really was a load off.. thanks dan!
hes like the joker except he fell into the Elmer's glue factory vat
There are like 4-5 categories of dan hentschel posts, this is a "covered in weird liquid" one
cocky got too much boing boing
You are my goop guy My only goop guy You make me happy When skies are gray I hope you know dear I much I love you Please don't take My goop guy away
how ghasts in minecraft look at you right before they start shooting you with fireballs
I joined the goo crew as soon as I first laid my eyes on you, Dan ❤️
When I saw Daniel like this, I INSTANTLY reached for olive oil and tissues
Why he looking at me like it’s my fault… Oh wait, BECAUSE IT WAS 😂😂
The slow dripping sounds make it so much better💀💀
why did this lowkey make it stand up
i wonder what it must have felt like to pour this liquid onto your bald cold shiny head
society isn't ready for goop guy
"I AM NOT GAAAAY I AM STRAIGHTTTT" not even a few hours later:
What a cool reference to "Sticky" by Tyler, the Creator, Dan!
Now you understand how the interviewer felt
Dan 5 minutes into meeting one of us:
@Omnisix